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A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope he asked "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" |
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The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?" |
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Again the little girl was silent. Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat he asked "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?" |
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"oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants." |
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